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This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.

| AUS | XS | 30 | S | 32 | M | 34 | L | 36 | XL | 38 | XXL | 40 |
| US | 30 | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 |
| UK | 30 | 32 | 34 | 36 | 38 | 40 |
| France | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| Chest | 86-92cm | 34-36" | 92-97cm | 36-38" | 97-103cm | 38-40" | 103-108cm | 40-42" | 108-113cm | 42-44" | 113-118cm | 44-46" |
| Waist | 75-80cm | 29-31" | 80-85cm | 31-33" | 85-90cm | 33-35" | 90-95cm | 35-37" | 95-100cm | 37-39" | 100-105cm | 39-41" |
| Hip | 80-85cm | 31-33" | 85-90cm | 33-35" | 90-95cm | 35-37" | 95-100cm | 37-39" | 100-105cm | 39-41" | 105-110cm | 41-43" |