F-Pop Is Ready To Pop!

It's time to whip the strides off fellas and get the new Funkys out for the world to admire. Like a badly choreographed dance routine, we've got a wild collection of space monkeys, sea dragons and pineapples plus zebra and rhino hide for our after-dark customers. Let's take a swing through the highlights to break it all down as basic as we can, because if you're like us, you've already forgotten why you're even here.

Muscle Mad is transplanted pig muscle straight onto your skin to give you instant speed and power. Now that's what we call enhanced.

We thought Rhino hide would provide the fastest surface to glide through water. Nope apparently it was shark skin according to the big boy brands with their fancy race suits.

Celebrating the monkeys that went up into space and never came back.

Give a flying funky in your Killer Cupid FTs.

More fur pants. Because one is never enough.

Scroll anything these days and at some point you'll be wishing for the last 15 minutes of your life back, but at least scrolling here you've had a taste of the latest Funky Trunks collection. Get yours now, and fill the world with a bit more love.