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MOTHER FUNKY IS HERE!

24 June 2020

We're pumped to finally release the mother-of-all collections to fight off the mother-of-all lockdowns. If you're ready to get back in the water and get racing again (albeit a bit slower), then our new Mother Funky collection is ready to get you going again!

It's a roll call of the best and brightest to add some spark to what has been, let's face it, a pretty dismal year so far.

So to give you a little light reading we thought we'd rattle off a few little stories about how these new prints came about. As Yoda would say, See pics, read stories, buy Funky Trunks. Three simple steps to make life a little better.

Drip Funk

Admittedly we can get a little lazy when we are designing our prints because there are just so many to do. So we sometimes just hang the fabric from the roof and tip a few pots of paint over the edge and see what happens. We then tell the funky head honcho that we have worked meticulously hard on the design and our customers believe we are talented and hard-working designers.

Misty Mountain

As we prepare our submission to be recognised as a religion, the true story of our origins can now be revealed. Many years ago, our spiritual leader was beckoned by the clouds to climb the misty mountain depicted in this print. What happened next is unclear but our leader returned several days later wearing nothing but colourful loin cloths and a mission to cover the world's population in similar attire.

Bambamboo

Simply by wearing this print, we guarantee that you will absorb the redeeming qualities of bamboo. Benefits can include growing a metre every day and having the ability to build houses, bridges and flutes. You will be celebrated through haiku poetry and the landscape paintings in the lobby of massage parlours. And you will be irresistible to pandas.

Bento Box

Our top scientists and culinary experts have joined forces to create the first ever, never ending refilling bento box. Using body heat and other by-products released by the body into the garment, the box regenerates new delicious pickled treats and surprises. The more you exercise the more snacks you can tuck into or dish out to friends and family.

Another Dimension

Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.

Double Scoop

We have been leading research into one of the most serious impacts of climate change, the speed in which ice creams will melt before the consumer has time to eat them. We have discovered a more robust ice cream formula that survives extreme heat and can be used in the construction of swimwear. Our prototype is now available and with all going to plan, we predict a nod from the Nobel Peace Prize committee coming our way soon.

Beach Bum

Being a professional sunbather is a challenging and arduous job. Forced to endure long hours in the hot sun with little appreciation from others, sunbathers are prone to being burnt out and are rarely compensated for their work. Our latest print is designed to draw attention to this undervalued workforce in society, who soak up the sun's rays for the good of others.

With the new Mother Funky Collection we're excited to be launching our new Black Capsule. It's the brightest prints ever, with all the colour taken out of them.

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To see even more from Mother Funky click below to read SwimStyle online now and shop now!

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